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Infernosoft BOOO-IC: Beginners' Omniscient Omnipotent Omnibenevolent Instruction
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commands: dir, cat, files, find, list, erase, purge, delete, dispose, forget, kill, lose, remove, trash, list, show, new, old, renumber, denumber, remember, rename, alias, save, spend, invest, buy, sell, attention, right face, forward march
instructions (and variants): output, print, type, write, display, say, put, input, read, get, outget, seek, destroy, data, reset, rewrite, open, close, if, then, else, for, goto, comefrom, do (while, until, never, forever), begin, start, initialize, stop, end, terminate, power off, power on, peek, poke, spy, ram, diddle, let, make, force (reasonable, unreasonable, deadly)
functions: sum, difference, product, quotient, ratio, remainder, modulo, power, root, or, nor, xor, nand, and, but, cosine, sine, sign, sin, tan, log, ln, ej, dk, ei, nk, ft, ag, ow, fg, cn, ceil, floor, fix, float, sink, random
types: integer, real, imaginary, boolean, trygvean, unit, Hellenic