Woofbert
Chief Rocket Surgeon, Infernosoft
Putting the “No” in Innovation.

Job Description
Establish standards of world-class Rocket Surgery. Enable Infernosoft's hive team of engineers to create the fastest, best, cheapest software, universally compatible and buzzword compliant.

Assist in building and configuring Beowoof, a Beowulf cluster of Power Macintosh 6100/66 CPUs running Yellow Dog Linux 1.2.

Pithy Sayings
My boyfriend is into BDSM, but vi is definitely beyond his limits; he'd call the safeword right away.(quoted in http://www.red-bean.com/~decklin/quotes/computing.txt)

Isn't vi that text editor with two modes... one that beeps and the other that corrupts your file? (quoted in http://home.foni.net/~tiemannj/epm/2cent.html)

As any discussion of the Macintosh progresses, the likelihood of someone claiming that the Mac UI was stolen from Xerox approaches 1. At this point, the thread has degenerated to such an extent that it might as well end.(quoted in http://mail.gnome.org/archives/gnome-de/2001-July/msg00000.html)

Guiding Principle
Where do you want to go today? That's irrelevant. You're coming with us.

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